'Whisker Wars' stars rate athlete beards
November, 23, 2012
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By Donnie Kwak | ESPN The Magazine
ESPN.com IllustrationWhose beard is best? The stars of IFC's reality show grade the best in athlete facial hair.Pass or barely pass, our esteemed judges give all of these hirsute jocks an “A” for effort.
“Giving them a failing grade is out of the question because heck, at least they have beards,” says Alex LaRoche. “We need these role models to help encourage all men to grow facial hair.”
Meet the “Whisker Wars” judges below, and then check out their assessments of athlete facial follicles in our gallery.
'Whisker Wars' rates athlete beards

Courtesy of IFCLaRoche's style pushes the boundaries.
Affiliation: Austin Facial Hair Club (Tex.)
Honors: America’s best Freestyle competitor
Quotable: “If Michael Phelps had a full beard and hairy back and still won all of those medals, how cool would that be?”

Courtesy of IFCA Passion for making your beard seem less manly.
Affiliation: Beard Team USA (Calif.)
Honors: Two-time world champion, Full Beard National
Storyline: Loss at the 2011 World Championships in Norway has the former champ facing an uncertain future.

Courtesy of IFCMiletus sports a chin-strap, no-mustache "Donegal."
Affiliation: Austin Facial Hair Club (Tex.)
Honors: Winner, Partial Beard, 2011 Alaskan Championship
Favorite sports: Sumo, rugby and jai alai
'Whisker Wars' rates athlete beards




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