This onesie best purchase ever
Recently at my gym, a few of the male trainers purchased animal onesies and started sharing numerous Snapchats wearing them. My curiosity was piqued and I immediately started perusing amazon.com for a onesie of my own.
I settled on a lovely, albeit oversized, unicorn onesie that was softer than a bunch of newborn kittens. What started as a harmless joke snowballed into THE GREATEST THING OF ALL TIME.
Our LPGA season started in the Bahamas (not exactly onesie weather, but who gives?). The tournament site was Atlantis resort, and the majority of the players stayed there. The first night I decided to wear the onesie out to dinner. (At this point, my roommate Vicky Hurst had named it "Sir Cherry Bon Bon,’’ but for the sake of my carpal tunnel we'll abbreviate it to SCBB.) Walking through the casino, SCBB was a major hit, getting rubbed by many gamblers at the blackjack tables and roulette wheel (for luck, I'm sure … kind of). After the warm reception it got, I continued to wear SCBB out to dinner for the rest of the week.
I think the biggest lesson learned was: Wearing a unicorn onesie and walking with a bunch of friends = funny. Wearing a unicorn onesie while eating a sandwich alone and staring out the window of a Quiznos = creepy.
Clowning around with Michelle Wie = FUNNY
Watching people walk through the lobby = CREEPY
As the novelty of wearing a unicorn onesie out to dinner soon wore off, my roommate and I sought to find more creative ways to utilize SCBB. It started innocently enough, stuffing SCBB with pillows and leaving him for the maid service.
Then it escalated…
BEST. PURCHASE. EVER.
And just in case you're sitting in front of your computer, pulling out your eyebrow hairs and thinking, "DID THIS GIRL EVEN PLAY GOLF THIS WEEK? I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOLF BLOG!" First of all, calm your face. Second, I ended up finishing T30th, despite the airline losing my golf clubs until just before the first round. (This is a story for another blog. I felt that my unicorn onesie took precedent over my equipment debacle.)
Oh yeah, and I ordered a dinosaur onesie on the way home … so things are about to get weird. And by weird I mean TOTALLY AWESOME.
Thanks for reading!
TJ Rex out.