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Tim and Jerry
From the Page 2 mailbag
|Last week's Page 2 Mystery Photo caught Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause, left, and coach Tim Floyd watching a Bucks-Hornets playoff game.
"Tim, if you go get me a couple more brats and a beer, I will let you coach the Bulls for another year"
Newport News, Va.
Barkley? I'm in about the same shape as him. Maybe we should try a comeback.
Beth E. Devlin
With Michael I was drinking champagne and eating caviar. Now, I'm drinking out of a McDonald's cup and setting in the nosebleeds. Where's the love Tim?
Bitter Beer Face!
West Hempstead, N.Y.
Tim, What are yooou doooing?
Jerry: Maybe I was wrong about that whole players don't win championships thing. Tim: You think?
"You went with the Lexus? Any moron can afford a Lexus nowadays, but a Mercedes? Babe magnet. Definite babe magnet."
Hey Tim, You think they'll trade us Derrick Coleman?
Damn, these NBA players are good -- we should get some!
"Tim, I think Reinsdorf is trying to tell us something by bringing us here. Now when he comes back with the hot dogs, make like the playoffs aren't "all that."
Jerry: "And then she says, I'm not the nurse ..." Tim: "You mind moving down a seat?"
Krause: "Maybe Vince will start the XBA, then our Bulls could actually win more than 30 games"
Krause says, "See I told them I would make it to the playoffs without Michael and Scottie!"
I've been drinking 15-20 of these Slim Fast drinks a day, and I don't seem to be shedding any pounds, Timmy.
St. Cloud, Minn.
"Tim, do you think the red-headed kid behind us could be our 12th man?"
West Allis, Wis.
See, Tim, same amount of fans, same watered-down beer ... We're doing all right! Now, I hear we could get Vin Baker for Elton Brand, then we're laughing!
Don't look now, but I think that's Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle sitting in front of me.
San Diego, Calif.
Taking a page out of Shaq's book, these two were heard listing all the women they've had "relations" with over the years.
Krause: Couldn't you just grow a goatee, ride a motorcycle and have your players read books ... for me? Please?
Olmsted Falls, Ohio
Krause: "I kinda like sitting here in the cheap seats at Milwaukee. Nobody knows who I am." Floyd: "Hey look, we're on the bigscreen!"
"That kid growing out of the side of your head is starting to bug me."
By the way Tim, you're fired.
St Paul, Minn.
Hey, kid .. quit spittin' Pepsi in my ear!
Krause: "All we need are two veterans to balance our youth, Coleman and Thorpe could be that answer to our prayers."
Oklahoma City, Okla.
Give me five days and I'm sure I could dismantle these two teams as well.
Eau Claire, Wis.
"For the last time, there is no quarterback!"
I have got the biggest wedgie you've ever felt!
"No! Seven Minute abs! You can't even break a sweat in Six minutes!"
I asked MJ if he would be interested in coming to play with us, and this is the face he made. Can you believe that jerk?!
And finally, here is what the actual Allsport photo caption stated: Chicago Bulls general manager Jerry Krause and coach Tim Floyd take in Game 2 of the Charlotte Hornets at Milwaukee Bucks NBA conference semifinal playoff series at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee, Wis. Jonathan Daniel/ALLSPORT Send this story to a friend | Most sent stories
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